OFFICIAL BLOCK WATCH THE STEVE EDITION
COMMUNICATION SAFETY SCOREBOARD↗ CONNECTION RESTORED
Days since Lesley
blocked Steve.
0
DAYSAND COUNTING.
ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOUR.
ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOUR.
STATUS: UNBLOCKEDSINCE OCT 12, 2026
LIVE UPDATE
Thanks, Lesley! Steve will now attempt the ambitious task of acting normal.
THE EXTREMELY OFFICIAL STATUS PAGE
ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONALSteve–Lesley communication network.
Uptime powered by goodwill. Please do not stress-test the friendship.
No incidents recordedResolved incidentNo data / upcoming
October 12 — Resolved. Diplomatic relations restored. Thanks, Lesley!
✓ RESOLVED
Unscheduled Steve maintenance.
Steve temporarily lost access to the Lesley communication network. Productivity allegedly increased.
Resolved — Access restored. Thanks, Lesley! Steve has been advised to keep the victory lap to a sensible length.
1 INCIDENT · 1 RESOLVED · 0 LESSONS GUARANTEED